I’m sorry, I wrote fluff for a moment. Also, after this chapter I am no longer in possession of fully-written chapters waiting to stave off the wrath of Allison the masses. *winces*

( Chapter the Ninth. )

~Loeryn

So I coded through this chapter because I fear Allison’s wrathful retribution.

Only, as it is ten at night, she won’t get it until to-morrow anyway.

Therefore I shall cackle and be slightly nostalgically depressed that there is no wordcount bar prefacing the cut. ;____;

( Chapter the Eighth. )

~Loeryn

Pelly and Sonya are all “Look, we’re here watching Pathy code!” which is disturbing in some bizarre manner, but sure, whatever. Does Yllip know about you two, by the way?

51,621 / 80,000 (64.5%)

( Chapter the Seventh. )

~Loeryn

I nearly killed myself doing it, but yes. And now I'm completely free to be madly in love with my characters.

50,250 / 50,000 (100.5%)

( Chapter the Sixth. )

~Loeryn

See that catfish over there? It is a symbolic sort of symbol of my suck. O, and see that little squibbling thing over there? That’s the fun value of this story. Yes, it shrinks horribly during this chapter. Apologies. (‘Twas fun to write, though.) And I will code the sixth chapter later – this is hopefully to stall certain other excessively irenic NaNoers from beating me in the lists. *throws down chain mail glove anyhoo*

34,168 / 50,000 (68.3%)

( Chapter the Fifth. )

No, wait, you really expected me to keep the entire thing serious? For the record, I’m laughing at you.

~Loeryn

I still suck, yo. But apparently Ireny likes it. That or she just wants to see more of it in order to have more shit to trash. XP

Also, I make fun of a certain deltashippy couple a tiny bit too much. (Actually, it can NEVAR be too much.)

20,840 / 50,000 (41.7%)

( Chapter the Fourth. )

~Loeryn

I'm only posting one of the two I wrote last night, because, well, the coding is such a pain in the arse. X_x.

20,738 / 50,000 (41.5%)

Bon appetit.

( Chapter the Third. )

~Loeryn

O my god, I lose at life so much. I suck like a two-dolla blowjob.

12,405 / 50,000 (24.8%)

See the suck? See it suck like a suckily sucky suck? Yeah. That’s my sort of suck.

Please to be enjoying muchly. Even though I am t3h onomatopoeia at t3h writing thing.

( Chapter the Second )

7,358 / 50,000 (14.7%)

-- my, but do I lose.

Pardieu, but the formatting of this thing is a pain in the derierre -- but here is Chapter One, as unedited and horrible as the NaNoian gods have decreed. Enjoy. (Or weep with horror, whichever. ;__;)

Aerin -- is such an ass.

( Chapter the First. )

Seems abominably short, now that I look at it. Alas and woe.

~Loeryn Nait

This is just something I've thought of doing -- we have such spectacular sunrises (and sunsets) that I always want to write of them, but where? So this is a nice excuse. Basically just dates and impressions.

(And also sometimes random snatches of prose I scrabble together and don't know where or how to use. Actually, many random snatches of such prose.)

( Hopelessly urbane. )

~Loeryn Nait